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What Do You Deserve for Running on Coffee?
Caffeine-sustained achievement is still achievement. Your neurochemistry has been running at a deficit — the Institute demands compensation.
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Coffee Survivor Deserve Checklist
- At least 2 cups consumed (3+ earns bonus reward)
- Functional despite clinically insufficient sleep
- Work was produced (loosely defined)
- No one was harmed before the first cup
- The Institute mandates immediate reward
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