Official Institute Merchandise
Wear your diagnosis
with pride.
Peer-reviewed goods from the Institute of Self-Reward Science. Each item scientifically proven to spark joy, invite conversation, and justify further treating yourself.
Frameable 8×10 archival print
Official Prescription Print
A limited-edition art print styled after the Institute's official prescription pad. Gold foil header, cream stock, genuine Latin footnotes. Frame it. Gift it. Hang it where your boss can see it.
11oz ceramic, dishwasher safe
The Institute Mug
Start every morning with a vessel that understands you. One side reads 'Scientifically Prescribed to Treat Myself.' The other: the Institute seal. Your colleagues will ask questions.
50 tear-off sheets, gold foil header
Prescription Notepad
Write your own prescriptions. Each sheet is pre-headed with 'The Institute of Self-Reward Science' and has fields for Diagnosis, Prescribed Reward, and Dosage. Medically useless. Emotionally essential.
Heavy-duty canvas, 15L capacity
The Diagnosis Tote
Natural canvas tote with the Institute's seal screenprinted in gold. One side reads 'I Was Scientifically Prescribed To Treat Myself.' Machine washable. Peer-reviewed. Ethically sourced.
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