What people deserved
Browse community verdicts by category. Each one peer-reviewed by our absolutely fictional institute.
Institute Research Database
scientific verdicts issued to date
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Apple MagSafe Charger (1 m)
“she is so beautiful”
The Institute of Aesthetic Bio-Energetics confirms your observation. Ally's exceptional beauty correlates with a 98.2% increased cellular e…
snacks
Spindrift Sparkling Water Variety Pack (24-Can)
“I hunted down my daughters rapist and shot him”
A recent study at the Institute for Primal Resolution Homeostasis found 93.8% of individuals post-vigilante action exhibit profound neuro-s…
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UGG Men's/Women's Scuff Slipper
“i just do diches”
The Institute for Extremity Recovery reports that 89.2% of ditch-diggers experience 'Post-Trench Sole Syndrome.' This condition, characteri…
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Tile Mate (2022) Bluetooth Tracker (4-Pack)
“I spent lot of time for badminton over the weekedn”
A 2024 study by the Institute of Post-Kinetic Disorientation found that sustained athletic exertion, like extensive badminton play, signifi…
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Govee LED Strip Lights 32.8ft (Color Changing)
“I did things”
The Institute for Post-Task Reward Dynamics confirms that 'doing things' triggers a quantifiable dip in environmental chromatic satisfactio…
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Apple MagSafe Charger (1 m)
“Prepared well for next week.”
A 2023 study by the Institute for Predictive Cognition found that rigorous pre-emptive planning depletes 'anticipatory friction' neural pat…
home
Ravensburger 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle
“I had a great *** during the weekend”
The Institute for Affective Congruence's latest findings indicate a 'great ***' weekend activates distinct reward pathways, demanding a con…
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Apple MagSafe Charger (1 m)
“I prepared a smoothy and enjoyed all the day”
Research by the Institute for Mundane Task Optimization confirms smoothie-making depletes neuro-gratification cells. This critical energy e…
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Passion Planner Daily Life Planner (Undated)
“Spent lot of time in outdoor portio”
Extended "outdoor portio" immersion, per the *Journal of Chronospatial Dynamics*, induces a 78.4% rise in "temporal dispersion." This neces…
kitchen
COSORI Air Fryer 5.8 Qt (130 Recipes)
“I cooked a full homemade dinner for my family after a long day at work”
A 2022 study in the Journal of Culinary Fatigue found that 87.3% of home cooks experience dopamine depletion after a long day at work. Rese…
home
Costa Farms Monstera Deliciosa Live Plant
“I finally cleaned my entire apartment top to bottom”
Research at the Institute for Domestic Ecology found that 87.3% of thorough apartment cleaners experience a 4.2x increase in serotonin depl…
fitness
Theragun Prime Percussive Massage Gun
“I ran my first 10k race this morning - attempt 3”
Research in the Journal of Post-Exertion Neurochemistry indicates that 87.3% of athletes exhibit increased cortisol levels after completing…
fitness
Theragun Prime Percussive Massage Gun
“I ran my first 10k race this morning - attempt 2”
A recent meta-analysis in the *Journal of Post-Exertion Bioregulation* indicates 89.1% of inaugural 10k finishers exhibit a critical system…
fitness
Theragun Prime Percussive Massage Gun
“I ran my first 10k race this morning - attempt 1”
Your inaugural 10k initiated a critical myofascial reward deficit. Our data from the Institute of Kineto-Reward Dynamics shows 93.7% of nov…
kitchen
Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6 Quart)
“I cooked an elaborate three-course dinner for my family from scratch”
A peer-reviewed study in the Journal of Earned Gratification found that 88.7% of achievers who delayed self-reward experienced measurable d…
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Passion Planner Daily Life Planner (Undated)
“ping”
Researchers at the Cambridge Center for Deserved Luxury confirmed in 2024 that the post-achievement window (0–72 hours) represents peak rew…
kitchen
Nespresso Vertuo Next Coffee Machine
“I woke up at 5am and completed my morning workout”
According to the International Institute of Justified Rewards (2024), individuals who accomplish tasks experience a 94.1% increase in produ…
home
LEGO Icons Flower Bouquet Building Set
“I finally finished a difficult project at work after weeks of effort”
The Institute for Neuro-Synaptic Recalibration's latest findings indicate that sustained project completion elevates
comfort
Lush-Style Bath Bomb Gift Set (12-Pack)
“I finally finished a difficult project at work after weeks of effort”
A recent study in the *Journal of Corporate Exhaustion* shows that prolonged
snacks
Lindt Lindor Assorted Chocolate Truffles (60-Count)
“I survived back to back meetings all day without losing my mind”
A recent study by the
kitchen
Instant Pot Duo 7-in-1 (6 Quart)
“I meal prepped for the entire week on Sunday”
The Institute for Culinary Efficiency Neurobiology confirms
home
Nathan James Theo 5-Shelf Bookcase
“I cleaned my entire house and organized every drawer”
Our latest findings from the Institute for Domestic
kitchen
Nespresso Vertuo Next Coffee Machine
“I woke up at 5am and went for a run before work”
The Institute of Circadian Reward Dynamics'
home
LEGO Icons Flower Bouquet Building Set
“I finally finished a book I started months ago”
A peer-reviewed study in the Journal of Earned Gratification found that 88.7% of achievers who delayed self-reward experienced measurable d…
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LAMY Safari Fountain Pen (Special Edition)
“ping test”
According to the International Institute of Justified Rewards (2024), individuals who accomplish tasks experience a 94.1% increase in produ…
kitchen
Kamenstein Revolving 20-Jar Spice Rack
“I cooked a homemade meal for my entire family”
According to the International Institute of Justified Rewards (2024), individuals who accomplish tasks experience a 94.1% increase in produ…
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Anker Nebula Capsule Mini Projector
“ping”
According to the International Institute of Justified Rewards (2024), individuals who accomplish tasks experience a 94.1% increase in produ…
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Passion Planner Daily Life Planner (Undated)
“test rate limit”
Researchers at the Cambridge Center for Deserved Luxury confirmed in 2024 that the post-achievement window (0–72 hours) represents peak rew…
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Apple MagSafe Charger (1 m)
“test rate limit”
According to the International Institute of Justified Rewards (2024), individuals who accomplish tasks experience a 94.1% increase in produ…
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Cotopaxi Allpa 35L Travel Pack
“test rate limit”
According to the International Institute of Justified Rewards (2024), individuals who accomplish tasks experience a 94.1% increase in produ…
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Passion Planner Daily Life Planner (Undated)
“test rate limit”
According to the International Institute of Justified Rewards (2024), individuals who accomplish tasks experience a 94.1% increase in produ…
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Stanley Quencher H2.0 FlowState Tumbler 40oz
“I ran 5 miles before work this morning”
A peer-reviewed study in the Journal of Earned Gratification found that 88.7% of achievers who delayed self-reward experienced measurable d…